vegan-yums:

Vegan Pumpkin Pie Tarts with Vanilla Glaze

me: are there any spirits listening
ouija: yes are you alone
me: yes
ouija: haha nice whats up :P
me: trying to contact my dead grandmother
ouija: cool cool so what would u be doing if i was alive right now lol

allmymetaphors:

ppl always ask me “”what are you going to do with your degree”“ and “"if you wanna get a PHD how do you plan on paying for it"" and ""where are you gonna move after college"" but here is the thing:

i am very powerful and cute and im gonna float through this world one day at a time. please leave me alone. 

pajamaben:

*gets abducted by aliens* thank you. you have no idea how much i hated living on that planet

Wait for someone who tells strangers about you.

afloweroutofstone:

I, for one, can’t wait for the destruction of traditional family values

afire-inside:

really in the mood for receiving $50,000,000

HZ